that you should all hate me/ move here with me. 

I spent the last week here-

No, not a computer wall paper background!!  Real place

Oh, and I have a tan.

But now am cold.  Fucking end of vacation!!!

Sooo  I was just going to tell you guys about my Sunday, but I figured I'd do it in Picture book form... so here we go!!

Hi!  I'm Kristen!  Do you Remember me?

On Sunday I went to Nanjing Medical University's Jiang Ning Campus (20km from my house) to play with my best buddy Ashwini, who sometimes sleeps in my bed when we're drunk and singing Hotel California  (don't worry, no sex.  He has a fiancee and she and I adore each other, plus I just don't like him that way)

I know, you're saying, He's cute!  Fuck the GF and do him!  Well that's because you're gross, pererted sluts ladies and gents!!! And because he know's I slept with one of his good friends (pic to come later with amusing story) and I'm working hard at chasing ANOTHER guy.  His name's Yasser.  He's 29, from Bahrain and is doing his Masters right now in Pysics Education.  Next year he'll start working on his PhD.  That in and of itself is Hott, but he's a really good kisser... so it's getting to the point where he either needs to ask me out or he needs to stop making out with me for four hours at a time at Scarlet.  Wanna see him?  Ok!  Here's Yasser:

My favorite thing about That one though, is that sometimes when he's drunk and we're dancing, he looks like Carleton on Fresh Prince... but really he either needs to make a move or stop making out with me and holding my hand in public!

Anyhow, back to Sunday.  I was hanging out with Ashwini, photo above.  He tried to show me one of the dead bodies that they've been disecting, but when he opened the cabinet there was this spurt of pinky-red gunk that was obviously part of a human at one time and it spilled on the floor and so I kinda chickened out.  But really, you'd think that room would be locked at 4pm on a Sunday with no one there to supervise!  But don't worry, they only experement on orphans, not anyone anybody cares about! I told him he had a gross major and I didn't want to hear anymore about it.  And then I caused a scandal by being in his room.  Girls are NOT allowed in the boy's dorms and vise versa in China.  But i told the gate keeper that I was their English teacher and we had a lesson, so I was allowed in.  Then his roomies flipped because they're nerds, all from India and I don't think they've ever seen a white girl up close in their lives.  So I'm laying there on his bed while he's sitting on it and we're watching stuff on his lappy, and his flatmate just walks in without knocking.  My response was, "I wonder what he hoped he was walking in on."

So anyhow, then we went to have some foods in the dining hall.  We met up with some "Fucking Nepali's" and his flatmates and had some flaming rice thing.  It was pretty good really.  So anyhow, we're done and just sitting there talking when who walks in but Abhi... the 20 year old I slept with and then saw making out with a Mongolian the next weekend.  Wanna see him?  Ok.

He's the one on the Far left who is trying to look Gangsta- And his Mongolian girl is the one in the cream coloured shirt on the far right- (I caught her hooking up with a 5'10 bald headed White guy on Friday... I don't think it was Abhi)

Don't worry, the sex wasn't good.  we were drunk.  ANYHOW!  Back to yesterday.  He walks in, is shocked as shit to see me there... understandable, and starts asking why I'm there, why didn't I tell anyone... yada yada yada.  So he, as it turns out was at a dance competion all day as head hand clapper for the school...  So I asked him who won.  He didn't answer, Ashwini asks who won, no answerI ask again, nothing.  Ashwini's flatmate asks in HInda (Abhi's native language) and FINALLY he asnwers... but his answer was to nod and say, "who won"...  WTF!!!  So he and his brother go off to eat and Ashwini and I get up to go shopping.  He needed a new sweater as I had speant a good hour on his bed pulling off the fuzz balls on his current one then realized that it was stained.  We went shopping.  He got a new sweater.  I bought glittens. Then I learned WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY too much about his undies, and we had Ice Cream, talked about sex and went back to his campus so I could get a bus home.

Well we realized after Venu told us, there were no buses as it was Sunday,  OH well, taxi for me!!  So sat there with my boys teaching them to properly pronounce the word 'Thong' Because I had told, and then had to explain to Ashwini that I would no longer be his friend if I ever found out he wore a Man-Thong.  And I had to explain what a thong even was...  so yeah, me, a group of horny Indian boys and the word thong, which resulted in lewd tounge gestures directed at me from Abhi who asked like 7 times if I was going to spend the night there, and why wasn't I going to spend the night there, he was inviting me to spend the night there, and so on ...  *sigh* 

But yeah, I think the highlight of the weekend though, was the 7meter Beer Bong on Saturday night.  I hit it three times, and one time I got it when it was at the end, and I removed the sink tap from my mouth, turned to Jen and Said, "I sucked it Dry...  Well, it wouldn't be the first time."  At which point Danish asked me out to dinner...

Go figure.